@oooHELENAooo Wasn't sexualised so much as scatologised - I think people thought it sounded like an enema. Dirty in the literal sense.  (7 hours ago)

@girlonetrack @bennylicious didn't take the Durex goodie bag as I've barely made a dent in the one I got at the Loaded Awards last month...  (11 hours ago)

@thermalsatsuma It's not literally "sticking" as far as I can tell; it's popping straight back out. It just seems to think I'm holding it.  (12 hours ago)

@serichards OK, so how does one use IPA in this circumstance? It doesn't "feel" sticky, it seems to be springing straight back out.  (13 hours ago)

@serichards India Pale Ale?  (13 hours ago)